OC: Daemon Discordiano
"Mind if I smoke-?" sta.sh/06b7g77feou
1. What is your real name?
Heh why would you drag me here to answer such simple questions? Besides, you already know my name~
2. What is your surname?
Discordiano, mix of Italian, English and two other dialects which all generally mean discord. Funny how I'm named after my father's whims.
3. What are your three most popular nicknames?
Ahahaha, I've had a few over my lifespan as well as aliases. Daimi, lord chaos, Christmas Tree, the rampaging kartegol (or the dark joker, or card dealer in their home world dialect), Diamonds Daemon, and Suolhegal (translation:dark smoke) to name a few of my amusing favourites.
4. What is your favorite color?
(Blows out a few rings of smoke while looking deep in thought)Mauve, violet, crimson, gold, silver, blue....I don't care much for colour, blood is all red except for mine of course.
5. What is your favorite animal?
(Chuckles) I ravens and crows mainly, they're rather 'fun'~ Humans amuse me but they are all still just pitiful scum in the end.
6. What type of animal/race of human/mythical species are you?
A pure blood demon, did you not know already?
7. What is your favorite song?(Sits back in chair legs crossed) I have an inner passion for music, however there's never been a single melody which has stayed with me through these long years... (Long pause) the last time I've ever really enjoyed music was back I heard Amelia's beautiful voice in the various concerts that they had in the taverns. Her voice was magnificent, yet, even then I had little the time to listen. Now I am content with hearing the songs of the child, she sings them while mourning, yet... It sounds so peaceful....
8. What is your favorite band?
Hmhm, I remember when I had put one together in my younger days...it was a lot of...fun as you'd say. Plus, we could get all the ladies we wanted. Those innocent faces were never seen again.
9. What is your favorite TV station?
(Frowns and taps some soot out of the pipe) Television in my opinion is a waste of time or meant for those who have nothing better to do. Still, catching up on the latest scandle or seeing how governments try to brainwash their viewers is always amusing to me. I've seen many television sets of various kinds and too many channels to list, they all seem like a terrible bore~
10. What is your favorite pastime?
(Blushes slightly) Would you imagine an almost god like being as myself having a favourite pastime? Nevertheless, I have a few rather Uncharacteristic ones to add on to killing, drinking, gambling and the obvious plotting. In my leisure, or, as of recent events I've taken a fancy to listening to music, playing various stringed instruments or the piano on some occasions. I don't let the child (he doesn't call Crystal by her name) see however, it'd ruin my image you understand? (Long pause to drink some more wine) During the winter, as I used to do when I was younger, I'll knit various things. I've never understood why that habit stayed with me but now it won't go away. Otherwise I'll gamble, play 'who will die next week' with the criminals on death row, go out for a drink, enjoy some women if I'm in the mood for it, or go to the shooting range. The rest I shall keep out of this interrogation... As it may be a bit gruesome (chuckles).
11. What do you want to be when you grow up?
(Breaks down laughing) How amusing you humans are! Asking an eternal being what he wishes to do when he's already surpassed your primitive and useless lifespan! (Serious sarcasm) Ha, amusing~
12. What did you want to be when you grew up when you were 4-7 years old?
(Gets serious suddenly)I've never had any ambitions as a child. I was to carry out the whims of my father, learn how to kill and get rid of the garbage so to speak...
13. Time to get more wacko and personal… are you intimidated?
Heh, bring it on you scrawny simpltons. (Smirks)
14. Who do you have a crush on / who are you in a relationship with?
Used to. (Sits back in his chair staring into empty space) I fell in love with a beautiful woman once. Yet our paths were not meant to join nor did I get the chance to ask her how she felt. Don't get too emotional you idiots. Logically, the light and the dark cannot be together, tis all.
15. Are you cheating?
Ah, such a bother, these questions...I've no one to cheat on therefore this question is invalid.
16. Have you ever cheated on someone before?
(Seemingly bored) Surprisingly, never.
17. Do you drink often?
Very much so. I enjoy a good glass of wine as if it were my friend. However nothing of the cheap variety, that immature brewery disgusts me. Occasionally I'll have some harder drinks, but I've never understood how pure vodka could be turned into a social event. Do I drink often, yes.
18. Do you smoke often?
Lately I have. It helps me cool down if you comprehend the meaning of the phrase. Majority of the time I need to keep my mood cool around the child no matter what urges I may have which becomes terribly trivial for me both mentally and physically. As such I resort to smoking as you can see...
19. What is your addiction? We know you have at least one.
(Smirks and chuckles) Fear, torture, and blood, nothing excites me more and nothing can get me higher then these three things kehehe~
20. What is your naughtiest / dirtiest habit?
This questions simply are amusing aren't they? I have a few as you'd expect, mainly enjoying the company of beautiful ladies when I feel like it...but there is another, far deviant secret I'll keep your mind watering for~ (Licks his lips)
21. What's your sex life like?Utterly, boring.
22. Have you had a recurring dream before? If so, what was it about? Explain.
(Frowns in thought)The only one that I've ever had was that of when Amelia locked me away in that cave for those centuries of silence.
23. What was the last dream [ you can remember ] about?(Sips wine) I cant remember.
24. Tell me something that could make you smile without fail.
(Blushes slightly but then makes a straight face) The child, wether it's her fear or her behaviour it always seems to itch my jaws to carve the rare shape of a smile.....however Amelia will be the only one to ever make me truly happy.
25. What is your favorite thing to drink?
You've asked the question before move on.
26. What is your master goal in life?
That, cher interrogator will be kept a secret~ (places index finger on lips and smirks)
27. What is your most recent wish?
For my life to be a little less of a bore. Babysitting is such a chore on my old bones you see~
28. If you could accomplish one thing for yourself or someone else, anything at all, what would it be?
To end all hope I guess (seems bored, blows out smoke rings)
29. Tell me something that you desire that you can't accomplish by yourself; something that someone else has to do for you.
Heh there's nothing I can't accomplish, but that crystal's curse is a real pain in the ass sometimes. So , naturally , I get someone to do my bidding...it's an endless cycle of commands this life of mine.
30. What is your worst weakness?
(Long pause looking serious) sigh.....I guess I'll just admit it eh? Amelia.
31. What is your worst fear?Heh, don't make me laugh! I'm not going to bother answering this ludicrous question.
32. Name off five traits of your dream boy/girl.
Tall, beautiful, tough, caring, and one of a kind. Oh.........f*** , did I seriously just answer this question?!
33. What is your idea of the best day ever?
Huh......when absolutely everything goes to plan. Or a night out in the so called 'multi billionaire' regions of a city and enjoying my time. Otherwise, a nice long drink with the screams of test subjects behind a closed door~
34. Who is your best friend?(Furrows brow) who needs friends when you have minions? (Sad tone hint) besides, friends can only drag you down, a useless weight which you must endure for the very slight ease of emotional longing.
35. Who is your worst enemy?
(Sips wine) Sometimes, myself...
36. Describe to me your most prized possession.
(Pulls on left ear to show the three earrings) these earrings, my pipe, and Crystal...for she belongs to me, I believe that counts her as a possession of mine......as well as Tenzo (licks lips) (smothers smoke in pipe and puts it away)
37. If you could make peace / friends with anyone right now, who would they be?
What a ridiculous question.
38. The president announces that the world will come to an end at midnight of the next day, and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Who would you want to spend the last day of humanity with, and what would you do?
(Simply laughs so we. Move on)
39. What is the one thing you desire above all else as of today?
For this annoyance of a pain to stop. (Holds left hand over third eye, sweeping hair back before looking up at interviewer)
40. The UPS man leaves a box on your door when you aren't expecting any packages. You open it to find a fancy glass bottle that resembles something between women's perfume and a wine bottle; the label reads "SHALTEIR's Love Liquid." Who do you test it on and how do you sneak it to them? ;3
(Smirks) Oh how amusing it would be to see Crystal covered in it, the results.....(smile darkens)I'm actually quite curious now~ might note that down later! thank you graciously for the suggestion ~ (oh no omg Crystal run for your life)
41. Your lover / best friend is announced dead via suicide. How would you react? I refuse to answer. Move on.
42. You were walking alone through your local park come 11:24pm at night when out of the blue you get tackled from behind. What is you next move?
Tear the foolish being apart like the scum it is, they should know better~!(over acting)
43. You're having a movie-at-home date tonight. When you go to blockbuster, what are your top three movie options that you and your date would probably enjoy?(Sits back)Hmmm, pirates of the Caribbean for a good laugh, blade runner perhaps? Rainman maybe? The good the bad and the ugly would also be on the list for no reason. I don't watch movies much, as television were, movies are only a fraction the better.
44. Back to reality… who are you the angriest at?
Kiro...how dare he put me with the child and expect me to be nice to her for so damn long?! But~ alas~ I will endure... And besides , no one is watching~
45. What was the scariest moment of your life?None.
46. What was the best moment of your life?
When I was human.... Sigh , my stupid self...
47. What was the worst moment of your life?
Huh I don't know.
48. What was the saddest moment of your life?
I cannot say I've ever had happy moments, nor sad ones, whoever knows~
49. How do you think you'll die / how did you die?I've died millions of times by human standards. I'm not that easy to kill~ It's the child's fate to fight me, however she will not get the chance.
50. What is your "theme song" – in your opinion, a friend's opinion, or your creators?